AI roasts, framed for sharing
Your stuff asked for this roast.
Upload a room or object, choose a comedic persona, and get a witty roast card made to save, send, and stir the group chat.
“This desk has three monitors and still can’t find a personality.”
The Brutal Interior Designer
Promise 01
Savage, never cruel
Guardrails keep protected traits and personal harassment out of the punchline.
Promise 02
Objects only
Face-dominant uploads are rejected before roasting begins.
Promise 03
Shareable by design
Every result becomes one flattened image that travels cleanly.
Three beats. One burn.
From camera roll to group chat.
No editing timeline. No caption workshop. RoastFrame handles the joke and the layout in one quick flow.
- 01
Drop the evidence
Upload a room, desk, outfit, pet, or car from your camera roll. Face-dominant photos are rejected to keep the joke focused on things, not people.
- 02
Pick the voice
Start free with the Brutal Interior Designer, then unlock characters like Drill Sergeant and Disappointed Italian Grandma.
- 03
Get a share-ready card
RoastFrame writes a savage-but-not-cruel roast, lays it over your photo, and exports one flattened image ready to save or share.
Pay for the clean exit
Roast free. Upgrade only when it hits.
Free burn
$0
A daily dose of justified disrespect.
- 1 roast every 24 hours
- Brutal Interior Designer persona
- Watermarked share card
- Save and native share
Remove watermark
$2.99
One-time purchase · per roast card
When the roast deserves the main feed, export that card without the RoastFrame watermark.
- Clean card export
- Same full-resolution result
- Ready to save or share
- Keep the original roast
Before you upload the chaos
Fair questions. Unfair roasts.
Your camera roll has suspects
Give that questionable decor a consequence.
Upload the evidence and get your first share-ready roast free.
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